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Jack-Off-Lantern - When you take a pumpkin and you carve it into the face of a really hot girl, but don't take out the seeds or goo, and you shove your cock into the mouth. Then, when you're done, you take out the insides and you make a pumpkin pie for your neighbors and yell out "happy hallo-weenie". - Jill, Julie, and Evan, Massachusetts

Jap's Eye - The Orifice at the tip of a penis, aka urethra. - Matt, Massachusetts

Japanese Eye Goggles - In a crouching postion insert your left and right testicles into the left and right eye sockets of your partner. From there they pull the tip of your erected penis into their mouth and suck, forming a shape on their face resembling japanese gas mask used during World War II. - Anteezi, MA

Jawbreaker - A blowjob involving three penises at one time. Two Penises is known as Crossed Swords. - Wadtron

Jaws: The Revenge - After a girl gives you a terrible and painful blowjob due to heavy raking, go down on her like you are going to eat her out and then bite her clit hard until she screams bloody murder. - Sack, Mike & Tyler, Assumption College

Jelly Donut (aka "Bizmark", "Clownface", "Strawberry Shortcake", "Strawberry Milkshake") - when a guy blows his load on a girls face, Then swiftly punches her in the nose, causing it to bleed. Giving the apperence of a strawberry shortcake. - Chris A, Tennessee

Jelly Flop - Having sex with a vaseline (petroleum jelly) jar, cum in the jar, wipe it on your lips becuase you ran out of chapstick, and proceed to kiss your mother. - Steve, Josh, Pat, and Matt and Fuck JHU

Jeremy and Joanne (aka "The Tennessean") - Involves 3 guys, 1 girl, and any male farm animal. All cousins. Two guys get the girl in the cooter, while the farm animal of choice butt humps the lone bystander. - RD

Jester's Shoes - The act of curling one's toes up at the beginning of an orgasm. - Mitch, South Carolina

The JFK 1) (aka "The Magic Bullet") - Slip a blindfold on a chick while she is giving you oral. At the same time, have a friend come behind her and pleasure himself behind her.  Let em rip at the same time and nail the broad with goo from both sides of her head. She will always question if there was a second shooter or just a magic load. - Cousin PJ, Brooklyn
2) Don't have sex or masturbate for a couple of weeks, saving a big load up. Then have a woman go down on you and blow that massive load in her mouth, blowing the back of her head off. - Billy C, Indy
3) Have her sing "Happy Birthday" to you while doing doggy or anal, then as your about to blow yell out, "I'm going to the Moon, to the MOON!!!!!" in the JFK voice. - The Captain

Jim Henson - Sticking all 5 fingers in a girls' box and picking her up like a muppet...Hence the Jim Henson. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

Jizz Flick - A Porn film contianing no plot, and nothing more than a compilation of cumshots from various films. Well known in the realm of chronic masturbators. - Travis, Ohio

Jizz Junkie - A cock hungry female (or male) who is only satisfied by the relentless pursuit of cum on her/his face and in her/his mouth. - Travis, Ohio

Jizzgoatee (see also "Jizztache") - Shoot your load all over her upper lip and chin to resemble a Goatee. - Pez, Texas

Jizzle - Referring to "Jizzle my Nizzle" When a man ejaculates upon the woman's jerking him off. - Benjamin Goroncy, & Jeff Gump, Pennsylvania

Jizzle my Nizzle - This phrase is used as a proposition to a female to "jizzle my nizzle" or literally "jack me off" usually on her face. - Benjamin Goroncy, & Jeff Gump, Pennsylvania

Jizztache (see also "Jizzgoatee") - Shoot your load all over her upper lip to resemble a mustache. - Pez, Texas

The John Wilkes Booth (aka, ³The Backdoor Johnny², ³The Assassin²) - Dress up like a janitor to gain access to a seedy motel room. Hide out in the bathroom and wait for some pathetic john to call in the local hooker. After he pays for her but before they start, run out of the bathroom and hit the john with a lead pipe while yelling, ³sic semper tyrannis!² Fuck the whore, steal the johnıs wallet and car and make a dashing escape. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

The Jolly Roger - When you're lying on your back and a girl is jerking you off as she has her head burried in you ass, puffs her lips out like a clown and tries to blow bubbles up your ass. (a nice "Rimjob" can substitute for the bubble blowing, if necessary). - Josh Galianai, New York

Jolwak - (aka "Stalactites") - When you stand on a chair and shoot your load repeatedly into an open freezer. See how much you can get to stick to the top and freeze there, giving the image of stalactites in a cavern. - Cuban B, New Jersey

Journey into Darkness - This is the most disturbing (and difficult?) of all. It entails shitting into another person's asshole. Not for beginners.

The Judge - "Whacking" your partner upside the face or head with your "rock hard cawk".

The Jules Verne (aka ³Around the World) - Have sex with an Asian girl, a European girl, an African girl, and a South or Latin American in the space of no more than a month. Extra points if you also nail some borderline chicks such as Russians or other Slavs, Middle Eastern Women, Southeast Asians, Native Americans, Australians, Samoans, or Indians. ­ McWopper, Mr. President, Squanto, Ling-Ling, Wilcro, Big Ju and the rest of the A-team

Junglegina - When a broad doesn't know how to shave her snatch and it looks like the goddamn Amazon

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